the man a jar to put the sample in. Two days later the man goes back to the dr. He says"Doc I couldn't give you no semen sample. I went home and I tried and then my wife tried, then she used her mouth and she tried with her teeth in and then with her teeth out. No luck. We called the lady downstairs and she tried and then she used her mouth again with her teeth in and her teeth out. And she couldn't do it. No matter what we did, we just can't get the top off this jar.
2006-09-24 12:31:17 · 15 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O Muh Gosh, thank you ! My mom is 87 and has a terrific sense of humor. This is gonna' make her laugh with a twinkle in her eye. Thank you so much! ha!
2006-09-24 13:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I, alongside with my 2 sisters were molested and raped through a Ministerial Servant and yet another in "sturdy status" brother for over ten years as toddlers and those who knew by no skill informed my mum and dad. those who knew protected Elders lots of them. The Ministerial Servant ultimately went to penal complicated he racked up a minimum of 60 to 70 sufferers. We by no skill informed as we were to scared. I have by no skill completely recovered. It breaks my coronary heart what takes position to those toddlers interior Congregations and maximum JW's will by no skill understand the reality about someone that they could truthfully be a pedophile and/or rapist till the damage and tear is done.. nevertheless as adults there is no justice. So unhappy. i'm hoping the WBTS will change their perspectives. they only damage Jehovah's sturdy call through hiding the abuse. EDIT: NO police were ever presented in till years later those mum and dad were disfellowshipped and said as apostate. EDIT2: what number pedophiles convey an eye fixed witness to their abuse beside the youngster? commonly there will be no 2d witness the police ought to continually be presented in on the on the spot with any accusation.
2016-11-23 19:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A refreshing change to the rubbish I have seen on here tonight. Thank you for actually posting a good joke!
You made me smile!
2006-09-24 13:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! That must've been a tight jar!
2006-09-24 12:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,
2006-09-24 13:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must have look like a jar head.
2006-09-24 12:42:15 · answer #6 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a moment, I thought the doctor was going to fill in. Next time do invite him -- to pitch his share--if he thinks that is easy to fulfill!
2006-09-24 15:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by s t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best one yet. Loved it!
2006-09-24 13:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, please use the contact information to email that to me!!!! Just goes to show where most of our minds are, the GUTTER!!!
2006-09-24 14:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Angy FFRTFC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT'S a good one!
2006-09-24 12:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋