This guy keeps coming to my house when I am gone and eats all of my peanut butter, What should I do?
2006-09-24 12:10:19 · 18 answers · asked by L.Morton 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
what does this have to do with cats?
2006-09-24 12:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q#1, are you sure the thief is human?
Q#2, Do you know him?
A#1, If the answer to Q#1 is "no", is no find out. If you find it is non-human deal with it accordingly.
A#2, If the answer to Q#2 is "yes", refer to Q#2.
A#3, if the answer is "no" put a laxative in it. That ought to make him think.
A#4 If "yes", cut off the top 2in. of a milk jug put 1/2 jar of peanut butter in it, and mix with twice that of water. Go to his house and duct-tape the jug to his wall above his door with the spout straight forward. Be sure to take 5 peices of thick string and put it under the ducktape that holds the jug on. Loop each end down to the door handle.
Don't forget to exit through a window.
oh bother, someone beat me to the laxitives.
2006-09-24 12:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not enough information. If he bought the peanut butter, then he has the right to eat it. Or if he is your brother and your parents bought it, the same. If you bought it and he trespassed, then you can call the police. It the "guy" is a cat, then close the jar and put the jar in the fridge.
2006-09-24 12:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Better yet, put laxatives in the peanut butter
2006-09-24 12:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jack 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, when something like this happens, it is time to set up a video camera and see who the culprit is. I know, peanut butter is a very sly subject tee hee.
2006-09-24 12:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop getting peanut butter or lock ur house up. how do u know? and whats does it have to do with cats?
2006-09-24 12:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Confused♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pretend to leave and then spy on him...when he sneaks in to eat your peanut butter, leap out, brandishing a breadstick and shout "aha! Now I have found you, i am going to turn you into a cat...kazam!" then turn him into a kitten and feed him on anything but peanut butter for the rest of his days. As punishment you understand.
2006-09-24 12:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lock him out (change the locks) or stop buying peanut butter.
2006-09-24 12:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by BUDDY LUV 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
take the peanut butter with you.
2006-09-24 12:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-09-24 12:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mix your peanut butter with pepper.
2006-09-24 12:13:01 · answer #11 · answered by Markin Gomez 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋