The evil cat is trying to kill me, he's been putting his paws around my neck when i'm sleeping, and trying to trip me when I walk, I tell you he's evil.
2006-09-24 11:54:24 · 11 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
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cute...
I say you should submit to the will of your feline companion... after all, your cat knows best and they are the true masters in the human/feline relationship.
Perhaps if your had been a better servant, your cat wouldn't have tripped you. Next time, pick your cat up. His majesty probably wants to be carried.
And If he is putting his paws around your neck when you are sleeping, it is because you didn't wake up when he wanted you to. Your are a slave to your cat and that is a full time job. If he wants your attention in the middle of the night, you are obligated to get up and serve him.
Once you submit to your cat's will... there will be less attempts on your life.
Best Wishes... and try to stay in your cat's good graces...
T.
2006-09-24 12:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Theophania 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all, you need to show him who's boss. Go buy a leash, and when he tries to trip you, let him know that the next time he tries, you'll leash him and keep him near the door so you know where he is at all times. Then, make a dummy version of you and put it in bed. Hide somewhere in your room and when he gets up to strangle you, jump out and spray him with a water bottle and scare him. You may want to use plastic sheets that day.
Good luck!
2006-09-24 16:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by Moxie1313 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but you have pretend he's not a cat.
Why don't you just get rid of him? I mean, its you or him right? You don't have to kill the cat but you could take it to a shelter or something.
2006-09-24 13:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lady W. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
advice....never read The Cats Cradel....youll be terrified of cats.well be careful they r evil.also if you lock it in a room and see it walking around outside the room and the doors still locked....run....and get away as fast as u can...(told u not to read the cats cradel) im paranoide!lol
2006-09-24 12:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by maxie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Find a pier occupied by sealions; I bet THEY'LL find him a tasty morsel.
2006-09-24 12:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't think so. i mean he is a cat. all u have to do is get rid of him or like give him to the pound .
2006-09-24 11:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I agree with theophane
2006-09-24 12:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by cjsipe24 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have you tried cat nip 4 your cat.. hahaha
2006-09-24 11:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would get a dog, this would help. LOL
2006-09-24 11:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by cfoxwell99 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had a cat like that once....
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She taste like chicken... *L*
2006-09-24 11:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by The Mac 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋