i put a hotdog in the microwave for 5 minutes and just watched it. it was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen. first it got all greasy and plumped alittle, sweating juices from it's pours, then it split on one end, spinning round and round and round and round on the little glass plate that spins around. It started to turn color on the end, and SPLIT violently at one point on the end, exposing bubbling juices, before finally crisping with an odd odor, but not an unpleasant one. i opened the microwave to a cloud of steam, but decided this was too much fun, and quite possibly, the work of god, so i put it in for another action packed 3 minutes, only to watch it shrivel, hiss and crack. at this point one of the massive cavern like slits is boiling over with juices spilling onto the greasy paper plate. now, im not a jehovahs witness or anything but............. did god do this for me?
2006-09-24 11:53:26 · 16 answers · asked by whynotasklongdon 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This so-called "question" seems entirely unrelated to the beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Jehovah's Witnesses understand the Scriptures to teach that God's Kingdom will soon replace all earthly governments.
(Daniel 2:44) God of heaven will set up a kingdom... It will crush and put an end to all these kingdoms, and it itself will stand to times indefinite
That Kingdom will rule over the vast majority of mankind, most of whom will have been raised from the dead after Armageddon.
(John 11:23,24) Jesus said to her: “Your brother will rise.” Martha said to him: “I know he will rise in the resurrection on the last day.”
(Acts 24:15) There is going to be a resurrection of both the righteous and the unrighteous.
Until that resurrection, there is no suffering in "hell", or the grave. Sometime after the resurrection, death and "hell" will themselves be destroyed.
(Ecclesiastes 9:5) For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all
(Ecclesiastes 9:10) there is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in Sheol ["hell"]
(Revelation 20:14) And death and Hades ["hell"] were hurled into the lake of fire
While a limitted number of humans will be resurrected to heaven to share in ruling over mankind, the vast majority (literally more than 99.9%) of Jehovah's Witnesses expect an EARTHLY hope, the same hope given to Adam and Eve.
(Genesis 1:28) God blessed them and God said to them: “Be fruitful and become many and fill THE EARTH and subdue it [caps added]
(Genesis 2:17) You must not eat from it, for in the day you eat from it you will positively die [so never eating from that tree means never dying]
Interestingly, the Scriptures are full of references to this earthly hope.
(Psalms 37:11) 'the meek will possess the earth'
(Proverbs 2:21) 'upright will reside in the earth'
(Isaiah 45:18) 'God formed the earth to be inhabited'
(Matthew 5:5) 'the mild will inherit the earth'
(Revelation 21:3) The tent of God is with mankind
Jehovah's Witnesses' official website:
http://watchtower.org
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
2006-09-27 07:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bible is the be responsive to God. The bible shows us that Jesus is the be responsive to God that grew to grow to be flesh. the two are actual. The bible is our instruction manual e book, that's what facilitates us to appreciate the be conscious that God despatched for all people who will chosen to hearken to and obey his teachings. besides as many different issues, the bible is a gadget for having a deeper information of Gods plan for us all. without the bible, as a christian we are able to quite have faith our own philosophy on life or somebody elses, somewhat of what God says. Jesus mentioned i'm the way, the fact and the life. The bible and Jesus are inseparable and are the be responsive to God. The bible isn't an idol.
2016-10-01 08:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by sashi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Microwaves are Gods gift to mankind.We have simply harnessed the power of the Consumer Good atom to cook,or in your case torture sausages.I will pray for you.And the sausage.
2006-09-24 12:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
do ya hear voices in yer head boy, bow down to the word of god sanyo, he maketh all of the ovens on earth ,no matter what the label says. try an egg next and prepare to be blessed.
2006-09-24 11:57:43 · answer #4 · answered by lefang 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
get a life man just a hotdog that you left too long in microwave.
2006-09-24 12:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
praise be the split hotdog for thee is beautiful and all knowing
2006-09-24 12:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by Barson 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take a Xanex and chill, dude. .
2006-09-24 11:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you have a lot of time for stupid stuff, good for you.
2006-09-24 11:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Marco 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
looks like you forgot to take your medication again.
2006-09-24 12:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, the microwave did.
2006-09-24 11:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by blaze 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋