2006-09-24 11:40:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear friend, don't you even worry about this one. I have inside connections and have already had your reservation confirmed. There are a few conditions: your mansion is to be across the street from mine, and every other evening we will meet on my patio for word games and/or backgammon and checkers. I cheat so be warned. Bring your thesaurus when you come just in case I forget mine.
P.S. Your application was accepted immediately because I put in a good word for you.
2006-09-24 12:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahahahaha
If you don't get into heaven on the first try,
you can now reapply. After an eternity or infinity,
which ever comes first, your application will
automatically be reconsidered.
Have a blessed day.
2006-09-24 19:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The re-application process is complicated and lengthy. But it is *not* impossible to gain (legal) entry if the eligibility are met.
Be sure to read the fine print before you agree to Enter beyond the Pearly Gates, as you may not want to sell your solu to the wrong religion. Maybe another group will offer you more $$.
Regarding illegal entry to Heaven, there are always loop holes, and many abound in this area, as well. Consult a good attorney or perhaps an undertaker, they may be able to provide you with shortcuts, but it may cost you $$.
2006-09-24 18:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by chRisto R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do it on a daily basis. In all that you do, in the choices you make and in the light that you spread, by choice. We impact others the moment we connect, even if only for an instant. That person is irrevocably changed. What we choose to do in the moment is what we leave behind with them. Think about that the next time you get a little impatient with someone in line at the grocery store with more than 10 items in the express lane. I guarantee you will think differently about chance meetings after that.
2006-09-25 00:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think you are in the first place? The first ones, (born again), to go to heaven had to wait until the first resurrection, which took place at the Rapture, when Christ took his place on his Father's Throne. Everyone else takes part in the second resurrection, after Armageddon. They will be raised to either everlasting (not immortal) life or judgment. So, are you Born Again, the Sheep not of this fold, or the ones to face Judgment?
2006-09-24 18:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't get to heaven,what on Earth will I do? Could it really be Heaven without you? I will climb those pearly gates and let you in,but please don't tell. If they find out about what I have done,I may end up in ..HELLO,it's so good to see you my friend...la dee da dee da....
2006-09-25 01:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in line behind Pete Rose.
2006-09-24 18:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eternity
2006-09-24 18:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by terraform_mars 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm not touching this one, g...but it has occurred to me that I should have mentioned ages ago that your avatar is looking mighty sharp. As a footnote...how about this hat of mine?
2006-09-24 19:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by LaBrat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no reapplying! Better get it right now.
2006-09-24 18:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by nici a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋