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fruit salad may be cold, but at least that’s the way its meant to be

fruit salad always looks good in the morning

fruit salad doesn’t care if you fall asleep afterwards

fruit salad is cheaper

your friends aren’t interested in stealing your fruit salad

you can make fruit salad as sweet as you want

you can look at girly pictures while having fruit salad

if you put ice cream in your fruit salad, it doesn’t gain weight

fruit salad doesn’t nag

fruit salad is ready in 15 minutes or less

fruit salad doesn’t have a time of the month...its good all the time

fruit salad doesn’t steal the sheets

fruit salad doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 a.m. and decide to have some

you can have an intelligent conversation with fruit salad

no matter how ugly you are, you can always get a bowl of fruit salad

2006-09-24 11:26:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Hey Juan, My mellons are bigger, my apples are firmer and my peaches are sweeter. Still want a fruit salad??

2006-09-24 12:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 2 0

Fruit salad aint better than me

2006-09-24 18:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mizz Latina 2 · 1 0

It's supposed to be beer, not fruit salad

2006-09-24 22:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by hh 4 · 0 1

you can have an intelligent conversation with fruit salad!!

which idiot talks with his fruit salad? hehe

2006-09-24 18:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by ~ Helin ~ 4 · 1 0

Hope you and your fruit salad live happly ever after !

2006-09-24 20:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 1 0

get a fruit salad then

2006-09-24 18:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by shaw_vina 1 · 2 1

Some of those were cute, mostly they are pretty corny though.

2006-09-24 18:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by Injustice sucks 2 · 1 0

i love the wiggles

2006-09-24 18:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by stuffy 5 · 1 0

lol i suppose it's all true

♥

2006-09-24 18:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 0

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