two guys on a buliding site?

Question

one turns to the other and says "hey jimmy i've just seen a cat over there on the sand do a s**t and bury it", jimmy looks amused and says "yeah they always do that" to which the first guy proclaims "what way a f***ing shovel"

Answer 1

like it!
just got to het the picture of a cat with a spade out ma head now!

Answer 2

Ha Ha

Answer 3

Is there something missing in the last five words?

Answer 4

Ha ha, good one i like it

Answer 5

what way a f***ing shovel?

Answer 6

Cute,........But did you ever hear the one about the two guys from Quebec who were working on the construction site in Montreal?.............
Their names were Jac and Pierre. Their foreman took them to an area on the construction site of the highrise the company was erecting and told them that they were to dig a 20x20 hole 50 feet deep for one of the supporting piers. Well Jac and Pierre started digging the hole as quickly as they could and their boss headed over to the construction trailer.
After about 1 hour their supervisor returns to notice that they have a 20 foot x 20 foot hole 5 feet deep dug. He barks at them "You'll have to do better than that. We're scheduled to start pouring the concrete for the footing in 6 hours." Jac replies, "we'll see if we can dig it a little faster." The boss is satisfied with the answer and returns to the trailer.
Two more hours pass and we see the boss returning to find Jac and Pierre now have a 20 foot deep hole dug. Pierre and Jac are really working up a sweat digging as fast as they can. The supervisor yells down to them, "Well your doing better but in three hours you will still have 10 feet to dig and we need to pour that cement on schedule. I'd hate to bury you two at the bottom of that hole, get a move on." Pierre replies, "We're doing the best we can, maybe you should send over another labourer to help." The boss shakes his head and says, "I can't spare any one else, you two will just have to dig faster." and returns to the trailer.
Pierre mutters under his breath, "F**kin' dumb english supervisor what da hell he think we made of?"
Jac over hears what Pierre said and replies, "Ya just because he's English and have a degree in engineering what makes him think we can do more than we are."
Pierre says, "Well us Frenchmen are smarter than those Englishmen from Toronto, someone should explain to him that it will take more help to get this hole dug on time because we are digging as fast as we can."
"You' right Pierre, at this pace we can't make it on time we will only be about 40 feet down" and proceeds to climb the ladder.
Ten miutes go by and Jac returns down the ladder with his right hand bandaged up.
Pierre sees Jac and exclaims, "What the heck happen to you?"
"That Englishman smarter than than we thought."replies Jac, "I told him any Frenchman can out think him any day of the week and he said, "we'll test that right now, put your hand up and I will hit it." So I put my hand up and he hit it with his fist."
Pierre says, "He must be really strong to do that much damage to your hand with one punch."
Jac replies, "Naw, he didn"t hurt me at all with that punch. He next held up his hand and told me to hit it. I swung my fist at his hand as hard as I could but he moved his hand and I struck the wall."
"Jeeze, your stupid Jac," says Pierre, "Letting an Englishman out smart you. I'll just have to take care of this myself, no Englishman will ever out smart me!." Pierre then bounds up the ladder and proceeds to the construction shack.
Five minutes go by and Pierre returns down the ladder hoding a rag over his face. Jac sees that there is blood dripping from the rag and say to Pierre, "you alright?"
Pierre says, "Ya my nose is bleeding."
Jac says. "What happened?"
Pierre replies, "I told dat Englishman that he couldn't out smart me and put my hand in front of my face."

Answer 7

you have nice hair

Answer 8

hehehehehehe

Answer 9

very good

Answer 10

Hmmm.........