josh (just an ordinary guy) and gorgeous contortionist named Eva walk into an exclusive Beverly hills furrier. 'show the girl your finest mink!' exclaims josh. as Eva tries it on, the salesman discreetly whispers to josh, 'sir, that particular fur goes for $10,000.' 'no problem! I’ll write you a check,' replies josh. certainly,' bows the salesman. 'today is Saturday. you may come buy on Monday to collect the coat once your check has cleared.'
so Eva and josh leave the furrier in raptures, headed for the nearest hotel room. first thing Monday morning, josh returns to the furrier
the salesman is outraged. 'how dare you show your face here? there wasn’t a single penny in your account!' he fumed. 'never mind that,' grinned josh. 'just wanted to thank you for the best weekend of my life
2006-09-24 11:01:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope next weekend, he ordered a fruit salad!
2006-09-24 12:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Sue G. You need a fruit salad.Another week-end is coming.
2006-09-24 13:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol an old one but a good one ♥
2006-09-24 11:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2006-09-24 11:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha. that's funny.
2006-09-24 11:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by jkelmagic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-24 11:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋