A woman takes advise from her mother on how to calm here insatiable husband
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Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"
The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.
So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."
The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.
The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.
So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"
"We're celebrating!" he replies.
"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.
"Anal sex week!"
2006-09-24 10:41:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Reminds me of the gal who married a queer sailor. On the wedding night she didn't know which way to turn!
2006-09-24 10:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Like Ron White says..Just because the rollercoaster is broke doesn't mean you have to shut down the whole amusement park !
2006-09-24 11:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was Kind Of Funny..Till it Got to The ending
2006-09-24 11:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE .....
Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.
2006-09-24 10:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by someone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but the end spoiled it, of what could have been a good joke
2006-09-24 10:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by amber_xx66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy toledo bat man!!! this dude needs some salt peter!
2006-09-24 10:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Joyce K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought it was funny yesterday but not today.....will you be posting it tomorrow as well .....
2006-09-24 10:49:59 · answer #7 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts funny
2006-09-24 10:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-24 12:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by darren w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lol â¥
2006-09-24 11:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋