When I went to go get baptized, the Church doors wouldn’t open for me. I tried to push and pull but they wouldn’t budge. After 5 mins a person walked up and opened the door for me, they were just some pedestrian on a bike. Once I entered all heads turned to me. They said I was late and how rude I was. Then they told me to come up to the fountain. I did, and told me to lay my head back I did. Father McElroy then dropped water onto my forehead. It burned me, it scarred me. It hurt. I couldn’t take the pain. I tried to leave but couldn’t move, something said, "you are evil and shall not leave this place". I turned around and saw a creature with wing, surrounded by white light and with a flaming sword. I laughed. Ha, ha , ha, ha. “So you finally came to smite me” the creature said “Yes I have come”. I charged him and rippedoff his head with my claws. I then feasted on his blood and heart.
The Lord of Chaos has finally arrived I said and he is I.
2006-09-24 09:55:45 · 11 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How do you like my story? What should I add to make better?
2006-09-24 10:01:33 · update #1
To start with, creeklops: I do have a sense of humor, and I find that story hilarious. But I say that the end needs work. You should tell us EXACTLY how you charged him and ripped off his head with your claws. That would make it better. And are you sure the light surrounding the creature was white? It has always seemed more off-white to me. But I could just be colorblind.
2006-09-25 08:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Arianrhod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Continue with your medication. Just because you feel a little better doesn't mean you can stop taking the pills.
2006-09-24 16:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Colorado 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your pitiful story was not baptism. You seem to be
under Satan's thumb. I would suggest you get some
professional help right away.
2006-09-24 17:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blasphemer.
2006-09-24 16:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God has a sense of hummer, but, it's not funny to be blasphemous. He don't laugh at that, it is a sin, he hates sin.
2006-09-24 17:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by creeklops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bible doesnt speak of sprinkling as a form of baptism, so i know you arent telling the truth! ;)
2006-09-24 17:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in your world.
2006-09-24 16:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's about time you got here. You owe me some money.
2006-09-24 16:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh... yeh... *calls up the nice people to give him the nice white coat*
Now you listen to them ok, they are here to help you :)
2006-09-24 16:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by WhiteHat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, what's your question?
2006-09-24 16:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Salvation is a gift, Eph 2:8-9 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋