The atheists and agnostics and such, they have all the fun. Just think, if I wasn't such a brainwashed backward thinking christian, I could be out there having sex with all the girls I want. I would get to catch all those really cool incurable diseases too! If one of them get pregnant, no problem, I just take her to the local death camp have the baby sucked out by an over priced wet/dry vacumm. Just imagine it, no more rules or worrying about whats truth, just do what feels good. I'll even get to hate people like me! I can get in here an make fun of everything thats sacred to that God of theirs.
Wow, isn't that cool. To be able to drink and do all the drugs I want to, and I can brag about puking on my shoes! Or even better, I can go to the liberal indoctrination center, oops, I mean I can go to college and learn how to worship my own intellect, that way I won't have to get a job. I can just go around giving speeches on how great I am and get paid obscene amounts of money!
2006-09-24 09:28:03 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it's a joke! I am a christian. You people kill me.
2006-09-24 09:33:28 · update #1
Try reading my profile!
2006-09-24 09:35:14 · update #2
If the atheists and such aren't like this, then explain these occurences that are happening at such an alarming rate and growing by leaps and bounds among people who don't believe in God??????????????????????????
2006-09-24 09:51:36 · update #3
You crack me up...I totally got your sarcasm and couldn't agree with you more. Thanks for bringing a little humor (and a lot of truth) to this little Yahoo community where among those that are crying out for TOLERANCE are themselves intolerant and at times hate full toward a faith that, at it's root, seeks to love and do what is right.
2006-09-24 10:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by DreamingofU 4 · 1⤊ 8⤋
Well, your sarcasm needs work and you have broken at least 3 of the commandments and you have broken the mortal sin of pride, so I guess it was worth it yes? All I can say is that, as usual you, a "christian" know very little about people who are different from you. That's ok though, you hypocrisy is showing and if one day, you actually do decide to be a real christian not a "christian" then perhaps you'll understand. Afterall, no christian has ever murdered, no christian has ever lied, no christian has ever had an abortion, no christian has ever done drugs, no christian has ever broken the law, no christian has ever been adulterous, no christian has ever been evil. No you're right, I personally would love to live as a "christian" like you, it must be amazing to be in your presence, such perfection, such truth, totally free of any sin, totally godlike in your abilities, so happy being in judgement of others because you of course are perfect.
BTW, I am not an atheist but in fact believe in God. I believe that he made each of us as we were meant to be, and the admonition of not judging others seems lost on you. Oh well, I was not aware you were above the Law of God. You must be something pretty special.
update, just checked your profile, I laughed so hard I still can't believe what I read. Do you still go out at night with the boys "bowling" ;) or truthfully to fullfill your real desires. Another self loathing queer who says he's an ex-gay, I should've known, the truth is now clear. What a liar you are.
2006-09-24 09:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am an atheist, I am a mother of 3, happily married and faithful. I don't drink, I am not out having sex with everyone or abortions. If you look at the numbers of abortions performed a year you have to realize that it isn't only atheists having the abortions. I don't go around giving speeches and getting paid for them, I am in college to be a nurse and raising my children to respect others and their beliefs and choices in life. So want to tell me why you think all atheists are just running around being worthless? While your at it could you explain to me why there are so many Christians in jail. You are generalizing and assuming that we need to believe in a God in order to be a good person. Not true, most of the racist and prejudice people I know are Christian, but I don't assume that all of them are. I also don't assume they are all criminals or the only ones committing crimes even though statistics show there are more of them in prison then any other belief system. By the way I am not intolerant of Christians or any other religion, I am married to a Christian.
2006-09-24 10:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by curls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! You sound like a very frustrated being.
It is rather amusing that you assume that Atheist and Agnostics run around having unprotected sex whenever they get a chance. That they are advocates for abortion and hate others. You also make the assumption that the only job they have is making speeches and making obscene amounts of money doing so.
This "question" of yours is an example of why people feel hostility towards Christians. You stated no facts...you didn't even come close.
Alas, if they are your truths, so be it. I think you may want to get your mind out of the gutter, maybe you need a little tumble to alleviate some of your frustration.
Blessings )O(
2006-09-24 09:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I've been married to the same woman for over 10 years, and only married once. I've only been in monogamous relationships my entire life. I've never caught an STD. I have a son and no woman I have ever been with has had an abortion. I enjoy alcohol in moderation. Once I realized there was no such thing as an afterlife, I gave up smoking and took better care of my health. I am an atheist, and you're right about one thing...I have a lot more fun. :D
2006-09-24 09:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by digitalquirk 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
there are a number of Christians who coach diverse disrespect to diverse atheists. One could ask your self why. it would desire to be for a form of motives, yet i think of it incredibly is as a results of an ordinary human emotion: jealousy. Christians examine out their atheist friends and notice something lacking in themselves. Atheist are loose-lively and ingenious; they have the organic ability to reject God with no need boring bible learn from the likes of Jerry Falwell. Their lives are chuffed and crammed with which ability. in assessment, a Christian's life is inflexible and empty. Christians are jealous of the lives atheists have. Why do you think of Christians are jealous of atheists?
2016-10-01 07:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by duchane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you're saying all athiests are a-moral alcoholics, and drug users?
Just because your morality forbids enjoyment from sex, doens't mean everyone else's doesn't. Same with drink. If people want to go out, get drunk, and have a good time, what's the problem?
People that get violent = problem.
Preists that abuse kids= problem.
Athiests, don't share your beleifs = no problem.
2006-09-25 03:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by lady_lanata_1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, we should convert all non-Christians forceably, if they don't want to live under God's law then they should be punished according to Psalms 55:15, "Let death seize them; Let them go down alive into hell, for wickedness is in their dwellings and among them.". All the liberals. the non-believers. the adulterers, the fornicators should perish and then truly we will live in glory in God's chosen country. Armageddon is coming when I see such iintolerance and hatred of God I know that it is coming, God is punishing us for letting the unbelievers live amongst us, the people who do not accept the teachings of the bible, who are indoctrinated in believing what is just a theory of evolution against the word of God, all those liberals who spread the lies of Global warming. We should root then out and we should take each of them to the all the Stadiums in the country and stone the liberal lot of them. Praise be to Jesus,
2006-09-24 10:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by albert_rossie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
im an athiest and i find that very insulting, u cant tar the wole lot with the same brush, stepping on toes will only get ya in trouble
tbh what do we have to prove god actually exists?? apart from a bunch of stories that are 2000 years old?
2006-09-25 03:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by captainivan118 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible things are being done by Christians as well... it's not a lack of religion or faith, it's a lack of proper judgment and selfishness... i tend to see much more of it perpetrated by the fundamentalist christian community and the extremist Muslims than anyone else.
2006-09-24 14:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your a christian! Loving and caring for your fellow human being! Does it not say in your bible not to judge other people? Is that not a sin? Non believers still have morals you know, in alot of case more than so called Christians. Dont assume things,and think that we do everything bad just because we dont believe.
2006-09-24 09:38:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋