Best redneck joke of all? Share a laugh--we need it today!?

Answer 1

Why can't you ever solve a redneck murder?

Because the DNA is the same and there aren't any dental records

Answer 2

You're a redneck if:-

Your wife is your sister
You are a girl and you are considered an old maid if you're unmarried at 13.
You use a knife for whittling, a fork for tossing hay and your fingers for eating with.
You only have one pair of dungarees.
You think shoes are what you say to horses who get too close.
Your father and your uncle are the same person.
Your six children share a brain cell and it's never their turn to use it.
Your three course meal consists of corn, corn and corn.
You know what moonshine is but can't remember.
Your know what sunshine is but can't understand why you can't drink it.
Your age is greater than your I Q.
Your parents and your in-laws are the same people.
Your brothers and sisters are also your cousins.
You live on a hill and your name is Billy.
You only wear a hat after harvest because that's when straw is freely available.
You have a car but it has no wheels and sits rusting besides your front porch.
Your car, when it ran, made you choose between using the fuel for the car or drinking it.

Answer 3

If your idea of a hot tub is eating beans and getting into a barrel of hot water, you might just be a redneck.
If you have more non running cars in your front yard that you do running cars, you might be a redneck
If you go to family reunions looking for a date you might be a redneck.
If your family tree goes straight up like a tree trunk you might be a redneck.

Answer 4

If you and your sister-in -law have the same parents.... you just might be a redneck!
I sent that in to Jeff!

Answer 5

What's redneck foreplay?


Hey sis, ya awake???