the two directors of a large business knew their office building was unsafe, but were too cheap to make the necessary changes. as a result, the entire building burnt down to the ground, killing almost one hundred innocent people. Satan told the directors that they have two choices. they could spend the rest of eternity in the cold room, where their blood would freeze and their extremities would drop off, or they could spend it in the hot room, where their skin would blister and peel off slowly and painfully, layer after layer. both choices sounded pretty bad to the directors
suddenly one of them noticed the sex room, and with a huge smile he leapt toward it
opening the door, he revealed a room full of directors getting b-l-o-w-j-o-b-s from the best looking secretaries he had ever seen. he turned to Satan and said with a wink, 'hey, I think we want this room!' Satan shook his head and said, 'you cant go there...that’s secretary hell!'
2006-09-24
09:23:47
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