2006-09-24 09:19:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He can't intervene with their freewill to suck.
2006-09-24 09:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM plays no favorites.
2006-09-24 16:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM works in mysterious ways. He is indeed mischievous.
2006-09-24 16:21:33 · answer #3 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because by following the rules of play, the players prove themselves to not be true pirates. Pirates aren't about rules, or sportsmanship, pirates are about getting drunk and partying and tearing **** up.
2006-09-24 16:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by Big_Drew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They refused to shill for Chunky Noodle Soup.
2006-09-24 16:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true pirates of the FSM sling swords about, they don't dally in stupid games of football.
2006-09-24 16:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by valkyrie hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*still can't figure out who the guy on the horse is*
*pressing nose up to monitor*
*wiping steam off monitor with mousepad*
2006-09-24 16:22:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because they do not celebrate Ramen-Dan
2006-09-24 16:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋