i've just bought a big knife and started lopping the heads off my daughters barbie dolls. i also have a picture of the pope on my dartboard. tomorrow i'm going for pilots lessons. do you think i could be turning into a muslim you infadels.
2006-09-24 09:17:04 · 16 answers · asked by bolo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
not yet mate....need a rucksack and you need to change name to something like M'Bazz Es Hari or I-Sheet M'Drurz.......and go to Mecca bingo hall on a friday night with the old dear....
2006-09-24 09:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh, nooooo!!!!
Yes, I think it's very likely that you could be turning into a Muslim! Do silly pictures of Muhammed make you see red with rage? Do you get incensed when you see a pig?
If you begin to develop these, or similar symptoms, PLEASE, get help!
Go to your local Christian church at once, and get prayed for, NOW, before it is too late!!!!!!!
2006-09-24 09:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you like to lost your precious life, your peacefull life.
Life is only 1 time.
2006-09-24 09:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by OpenMinded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No just a man in need of alot of theraphy
2006-09-24 09:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only it was that simple, your Nuclear bomb owner would be the Muslim pope!
2006-09-24 09:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by mtoi 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. You also need to marry a 6 year old and have visions of an angel of light during epileptic seizures.
2006-09-24 09:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No, you sound like you are just coming out of the closet.
2006-09-24 09:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make your wife and daughter wear hijab?
2006-09-25 07:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Shaar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a mental case !! you have serious issue. its not a definition of a muslim, what you mentioned in your question
2006-09-24 09:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Purple Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Ramadan. Are you fasting?
2006-09-25 01:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋