A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
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The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
2006-09-24 08:42:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was pretty funny.
2006-09-24 08:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by KC_Meag42 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one! Never, ever bet with an expert! LOL.
Kudos to the Irish!
Have a great new week!
2006-09-25 13:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Irish.
2006-09-24 16:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by jackie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how can U not love Irishman??!
pretty funny
2006-09-24 16:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by sandolina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, thx.
2006-09-24 16:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny LMAO man, experiment is a must LOL
2006-09-24 15:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-24 15:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yep yep that was awesome â¥
2006-09-24 19:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks for sharing. :-)
2006-09-25 05:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋