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2006-09-24 08:08:44 · 6 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
While visiting a Zoo this Irish man saw a man with an elephant act.
The man claimed the elephant can tell person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked.
"Oh yes." the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, not believing that this was true.The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and all whom were tested said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell his age. He agreed to it. The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like a storm, turned back stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried
"BeGabbers, He's right...Farty-two!"
2006-09-24 08:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies "They're making cakes."
The next day the little girl and her mother go to the zoo. The little girl sees two monkeys having sex, and again asks her mother what they are doing. The mother again uses the same answer "They're making cakes."
The next morning the little girl says to her mother "Mummy, You and Daddy were making cakes on the lounge last night."
The Mother replies " How do you know?"
The girl says "I licked the icing off the sofa!"
2006-09-25 19:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad always jokes about Irishmen in their forties.
He says:
"Me wifes Farty and I'm Farty-Two. Oh and me boy is Fartin."
What's a real hoot is that is all true. My dad's 42, my moms 40 and my bro is 14.
2006-09-25 01:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can you tell michael jackson from a shopping bag?
one is made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with,
the other is used to carry groceries.
2006-09-24 15:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by Homestar Runner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many of each animal did Moses put on the ark?, none, Noah did!
2006-09-24 15:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by wheelchair Mama 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes i do why did the cow eat his poop because it came out of his mouth
2006-09-24 15:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋