A guy once said to me "Your face... it is the face of Jesus Christ!". I'm not catholic or even christian, nor do i remotely resemble a bearded male middle-eastern religious figure. It was just confusing... there was no appropriate reaction! My friends still won't let me live that down.
So, boys and girls... tell me the worst, wacky, and weirdest pick up lines you've ever heard or tried so i don't feel so bewildered!
2006-09-24 07:03:15 · 15 answers · asked by norberta 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This wasn't actually a pick up line but something I said to a girl that I was interested in but I was very young and nervous. I told her that she was cute, like my brother. She looked back at me kinda funny and said "You're Weird" and never spoke to me again. I still see her every now and then and still I am too embarrassed to speak to her, even if it were to joke and laugh about it.
2006-09-24 07:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by Bogie Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You proably will not believe this but I was a single mom of a 9 month old baby boy and went out with a friend to have a few drinks. After this man picked me up we went to pick up another one of his friends who did not drive and we all went to a bar. During the course of the evening this other man offered to marry me I went home with him that night and 2 weeks later we were married and stayed together 28 yrs and 2 more kids later we are just getting ready to be divorced.
2006-09-24 07:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could not compete with that one.The funniest one I can remember, occurred when I was 19. I was out with a guy, the first and last time. He could not comprehend that I was 19 and still a virgin, and was in hopes of changing my status. He said; What if the world ends tonight, and you never knew the pleasure of making love. I found the remark quite funny and said; if the world ends tonight, I will never know the difference.
2006-09-24 07:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The face of Jesus Christ? OMG girl that is a weirdo LOL and I thought I was a weirdo magnet LOL. I've gotten some that are a trip but the one that I remember most was
"I just got out of prison. I would love if it you and I could go out and get to know each other" (?!!).
2006-09-24 07:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A long time ago I used to tend bar part-time and this guy was pretty drunk and I was just about to cut him off when he started flirting with me (I think so I would keep serving him drinks). He said a few things and then he asked me - "does the carpet match the drapes?". I took this rather offensively not to mention that that saying is as old as dirt. He tipped me $10.00 and left, I think embarrassed.
p.s. - up above me with the calico kitty avatar - Emme. I like that one about prison, ha ha ha
2006-09-24 07:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy once said "that mustve hurt" and I said "what mustve hurt" nad he said "when you fell from heaven"
And also when a guy says "whats your next class" is pretty cheezy
Another a guy told me was if I could redo the alphbet I would put U and I right next to each other
and One more that A guy told me was your feet must be hurting cause you been running through my head all day
2006-09-24 07:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am half white and half vietnamese. Some guy in a club said, "Why don't you give me some of that asian persuasion." Also I've had, do you come here often, do you have a light, some dude checking my t-shirt tag saying, Oh you're just my size. I've heard them all!
2006-09-24 07:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maximum eldritch: i like the garlic scent in ur breath...Wanna flavor it too... Funniest: So, do you like fat men without funds? Coolest: I have been given a Ferrari, have been given a mansion, have been given a wealthy mom and a richer Dad. finding for a female buddy now... involved?
2016-10-01 07:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. that's kinda weird :|
I think the weirdest one was when some guy handed me a business card that said he was a volunteer gynecologist and that i should call his personal office sometime for a free visit.. or something like that.. it was kinda strange..
2006-09-24 07:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by ashwee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as I have a face you have a place to sit
2006-09-24 07:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by HughGRection 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋