There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
2006-09-24 06:41:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is just wrong
2006-09-24 06:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by tortor2011 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I heard a different version with a bacon slicer but the same ending. LOL
2006-09-24 06:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-09-24 07:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but funny
2006-09-24 06:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2006-09-24 06:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your other 2 were WAY funnier. But thanks for the small laugh!
2006-09-24 06:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's a Goodie. LOL.
2006-09-25 06:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-09-24 06:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by traveller 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, they might have heard it before, but I haven't. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-24 07:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by chingching 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-24 06:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by brownskin_283 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋