One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
2006-09-24 06:22:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh that's bad ;-() i would not want that to be me!
2006-09-24 06:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by hy_tone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh... Hey thats crazy!! 1-10 thats an 11!! Good joke!!
2006-09-24 14:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! Laud! Laud! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for all the laughter you have given me today. I needed it today. I lost my dog, Uncle Mister this weekend, and am so down.
Have a great new week, and God Bless.
2006-09-25 13:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny hehe
2006-09-24 13:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by lovely 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-24 13:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that is funny as hell, keep up the good jokes
2006-09-24 13:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by wendy a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it?
only joking ha its not that funny i heard it before no affence
2006-09-24 13:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha yea its wrong but soooo funny!!
2006-09-24 13:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2006-09-24 13:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by shaandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. omg that was funny
2006-09-24 14:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋