Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
2006-09-24 06:21:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its very funny! to bad i can't tell it to my 3 year old cousin. (lol)
2006-09-24 07:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. funny.
2006-09-24 13:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by devil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-24 13:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2006-09-24 14:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-09-24 13:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea thats funny!
2006-09-24 13:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. You are just full of funny jokes today!!!!
:-)
2006-09-24 13:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny keep sending them!
2006-09-24 13:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by hy_tone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I'll be sharing that....
2006-09-24 13:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by Heidimax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah
2006-09-24 13:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by shaandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋