C'mon, I promise I won't tell... and nobody will kow it comes from you...
2006-09-24 05:40:40 · 15 answers · asked by Single in Montreal 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Huggies Baby Wipes make the best household cleaners available to mankind. You dont need any other cleaners at all because they do nearly everything....mirrors, handbasins, furniture, floors, steel, stone and it all comes up gleaming. Shhh...its a secret because other mommies never use it for anything other than their babies butt.
Oh sorry...did you want some clandestine thingummy?
Children, no matter how much you love the idea of them, or clucky you are before you've had them....are really too much hard work and essentially a waste of time...even if they are brilliant/loving and kind...great we did our good deed for our lifetime. Egos, mothernature, biology INSISTs we have them (and if we dont we are paid out by guilt, regret and longing) and after the fact, mommas try their best but if you are ungrateful, painful, shitty little gits...its very hard to love you.....so we fake it.
Kids have their good moments but its only 30% of the time...kittens/cats make you feel good 80% of the time. Dogs/puppies 70% of the time. Husbands 60% of the time. Percentages are based on insubstantial figures plucked from the air and may vary between clients.
It still doesnt place the actual good feelings of children, overall, in the high rating capacity range...because people dont like to be woken up umpteen times during the night, have to deal with sickness, tantrums, rebelliousness, lies, constant monitoring, cleaning up....if we worked for them we'd quit AND go to a lawyer on emotional/mental and physical abuse claims.
Another secret....I'm 44, single and dislike MOST men my age or older because they look old, wrinkly, smell funny, dont dress well, have problems making love on a daily basis and have old tastes in music...like rock and roll, Elvis, Beatles. I dont get it.....I'm this age but I dont relate to them at all and dont want to.
2006-09-24 06:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by Scully 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I really need to tell someone. I have a huge crush on my boss, but he is gay. We get along great, and can talk about almost anything. I fantasize about him all the time, and sometimes from the way he looks at me at work, I feel like he knows how I feel about him. I want a man just like him, only straight!!!
2006-09-24 06:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i won't be able to shop a secret! till it would harm somebody, then i do no longer tell. yet I tell all human beings "do no longer tell me a secret", reason I consistently spill it, no count if by ability of twist of destiny or i purely won't be able to stand to no longer share sturdy information, i'm going to tell it!
2016-10-17 21:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by dampier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you don't tell anyone else. of if the one you do tell is dead.
oh you said share a secret, you can share a secret with everyone you know. i thought you wanted to keep it a secret. sorry
2006-09-24 05:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by grams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I told the secret then it will no longer be a secret. That is why people trust me with their secrets because they know for a fact that it will stay with me no matter what
2006-09-24 05:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by mr. Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why it's called secret it suposed to be kept to ur self
2006-09-24 05:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by AYU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ill tell you a secret...i realy pi55ed my x off...i didnt mean to..it just happened..i put his name on this answers and someone he knew saw it and told on me...now im in big trouble..we are finished..he wont talk to me..but shhhh!!! hell kick my a55...
2006-09-24 05:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don't look like a person I can trust with one . . . (he he)
2006-09-24 05:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
secret....that's why we call it secret because its secret
2006-09-24 05:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by geez 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to hell with you just kidding lol but no
2006-09-24 05:43:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋