2006-09-24 05:35:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-24 05:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
Steven Wright Jokes always funny:
- All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
- I have a box of powdered water. I never know what to add.
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
2006-09-24 13:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by em_er_zet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three nuns die and go to Heaven. St Peter greets them, and says they must all answer a final question, before entering the Pearly Gates.
He turns to the first one, and asks, "What was one of the most important things said by Our Lord, to the Apostles?"
The nun answers, "Oh, that's easy.....'love thy neighbor as thyself'."
The trumpets blared, and the choirs sang, and on she went into Heaven.
St Peter asks the next nun, "What was one of the first things, that Moses said to the Pharoah?"
"Oh!" she replied, "that's easy! He said, "Let my people go!"
And the trumpets blared, and the choirs sang, and on she went into Heaven.
He turns to the last nun, and asks, "And, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
The nun frowned, and thought and thought. "Ohhh," she muttered. "Now, THAT'S a hard one..."
And the trumpets blared.....
2006-09-24 12:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-25 02:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. yeah...some thoughts..funny i guess...hgday..:)
A girl can be scared to death by a mouse or a spider, but she's often too willing to take her chances with a wolf.
2006-09-24 12:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELLO OSAMA?
COMUNISM IS SO OVER.
GIVE YOUR PEOPLE TOILET PAPER
2006-09-24 13:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋