HE LOVES YOU ALL! Jesus DIed FOR YOUR SINS AND WANTS YOU TO ACCEPT HIM! Why DO YOU REFUTE HIS LOVE!? YUO WILL BBBbbbBurn!! REPENT INFIDELS! BEFORE MY MOM DROPS A ANOTHER BRICK ON MY HEAD!!!
2006-09-24 05:29:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NO!!! FSM CAN NOT BE PROVEN!!! HAVNT U EVER READ THE BIBLE!!!!? JESUS IS LORD
AMEN
2006-09-24 05:32:41 · update #1
FSM is God, silly man
Edit: I have not read the Bible. Now spank me and send me to hell!
2006-09-24 05:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What about the people who lived before Jesus who had no chance to believe in him? Who will save them?
Will the same God you believe to be Jesus save them?
Jesus was a man, a Prophet of God - to find out the truth about Jesus see the following:
http://www.alislam.org/topics/jesus/
2006-09-24 12:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by A C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So if we don't bow down and worship Jesus, he's going to send us to burn in hell for eternity for it. Wow, he's such a nice guy!
If only everyone on Earth treated others that way, just imagine the paradise we would have here. I guess it's just too bad that the closest anyone on Earth can come to that is to join al-Qaida and kill everyone who doesn't follow their religion.
2006-09-24 12:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm waiting for a ton of bricks to be dropped on your head first.
2006-09-24 12:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The staff was very irresponsible to remove your straight jacket.
2006-09-24 12:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell your Mom to hurry up
2006-09-24 12:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by angle_of_deat_69 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
my poor misguided cousin Jesus - why can't you just let him alone - he had delusions of god hood - poor guy.
2006-09-24 12:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, good point. OK, I'm a believer now. Thanks for the heads up! Damn, that was easy.
2006-09-24 12:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
O.K.
2006-09-24 12:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by scott m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋