I the P.E.NI.S request a raise in salary for the following reasons
1. i do physical labour
2.i work at great depths
3.i plunge head first at great depths
4. i do not get weekends and public holidays off
5.i work in a damp environment
6. i work in area with poor ventilation
7.iwork in a hot temperature
8. my work exposes me too diseases.
dear p.e.n.i.s.
after assesing your request and considering all the arguments you have raised the management denies your request for the following reasons
1. you do not work 8 straight hours
2. you fall asleep after brief periods
3.you will retire before 65
4. you do not stay in your designated area and are often seen using other locations
5. you leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift
6.you do not take initative and have to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
7. you dont always wear protective clothing
8. you have been constantly seen entering the work area carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
2006-09-24 05:24:17 · 22 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quality! That's really funny, thanx for laugh!
2006-09-24 07:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh and 2 points
2006-09-24 05:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha He He didnt make me laugh but I get it though sort of funny
2006-09-24 06:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by lovely 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, my p e n i s gets to many days off for my liking.
2006-09-24 05:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol put a smile on my face
2006-09-24 05:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD THIS ONE ALREADY! plz put some new ones on the web.
2006-09-24 06:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not yet, it was kinda dragged out.
2006-09-24 05:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sade O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-09-24 06:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,yeah liked it x
2006-09-24 05:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not my sense of humour really mate
2006-09-24 05:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋