These three guys rented a room in a hotel there they met this old guy who comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside hotel room. He tells them ", you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So these guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. While the third guy was jumping a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh ****!"
2006-09-24
05:18:53
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