2006-09-24 05:11:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By leaving an offering of catnip and a premium quality cat food outside and giving a good ear scratch to the nearest accepting feline.
2006-09-24 05:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made some really creepy thoughts pop into my head.
You must get Hello Kitty prominently tattoed on your body where it can be seen. It must also be quite large, to show your devotion of course. You must pray to It every quarter hour, even waking from sleep to do so, or wind up in the Litter Box of Destruction!
2006-09-24 05:16:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admire the undeniable fact which you're transforming into a tattoo of hi kitty on your hip, considering that is precisely what i'm getting while i'm sufficiently old, little question approximately it. somebody i be attentive to have been on condition that tattoo, and that i'm undecided if it become the colour or the jacked up place even though it costed around $80.00. i'm hoping it seems super! i'm hoping I HELPED! :]
2016-10-17 21:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by dampier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I come back to check on you an see that you sure come a long way from just havin some girl friends, you become a God Hater now and it looks like you just about done in.
2006-09-24 06:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to lead a purrrfect life.
2006-09-24 05:15:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've gotta break out the cat nip, and the balls with the bells in them, and the laser pointers...
2006-09-24 05:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Frau Blücher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the litter box and squat.
2006-09-24 05:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Trick69 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK ...you've done your Sunday duty by insulting people who believe in God.
Go watch some football and leave them alone....you're being very petty and childish.
**I'm an atheist.
2006-09-24 05:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
While lying on the back of the couch, licking yourself =)
2006-09-24 05:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and you must finish the prayer with KERO KERO PI
2006-09-24 05:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋