3 boys at school talking about xmas,1st one says "i'm getting a battery controlled car for my xmas",the other 2 ask "how do you know that?" he says " i was walking past mum & dads bedroom last night and looked in and saw the box,"Wow" say the other 2."Well" said the 2nd "i'm getting a pc for my xmas",the other 2 ask"how do you know that?"he said "i was walking past my mum & dads bedroom last night and looked in and saw the box ","Wow" say the other 2."Well" said the 3rd "i'm getting a parrot for my xmas",the other 2 ask "how do you know that??""well" he said " i was walking past my mum & dads bedroom last night and all i heard was my dad sayin quick get the towel it's going to fly everywhere"......... ha ha
2006-09-24 05:11:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol quite funny.
2006-09-24 05:13:15 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Reeeaally funny!!!
Let me share one with ya! :
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"
The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"
2006-09-25 10:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. I've got one too:
One day little Georgy accidentally saw his mom touching herself in front of the mirror saying "I want a man! I want a man, yeah!". The next day mom comes home with a man. When he sees them,Georgy runs in the bathroom, in front of the mirror: "I want a bicycle, I want a bicycle, yeah!"
2006-09-24 05:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by alexia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh and 2 points
2006-09-24 05:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but where did they keep the parrot till xmas ?
2006-09-24 05:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very Good!
2006-09-24 07:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats so funny......seriosly you should become the next eddie murphy no im beng serios my god ive never heard a joke so funny before in my life hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-24 05:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by xxDiStUrBeDxx 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOLLOL That was hilarious...Thanks for the Laugh!!!! a keeper by far...gonna tell everyone I know....LOL
2006-09-24 05:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what happened to the parrot?
2006-09-24 09:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-09-24 06:03:38 · answer #10 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what happened to the parrot ?
2006-09-24 06:36:02 · answer #11 · answered by Rob Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋