Murphy's Law !!!!?

Question

I seem to run up on the 50-50-90 rule more than anything else! But, it keeps me out of the casinos!

THE OTHER MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
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Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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A day without sunshine is like... ah well, night.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90%
probability that you'll get it wrong.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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All things considered, fat people use more soap.
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When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. =============

Answer 1

just to say .... thanks!!

Answer 2

Yes, very funny.

By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:

>How I was born<

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"

One more joke:

A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

Answer 3

LOL.
Yep, right on, as usual, Ms. Sangy. Keep up the good work. LOL.

Have a great week!

Answer 4

thanx for the laugh and 2 points

Answer 5

Lol, I love the one about a jury, so true!

Answer 6

ha

Answer 7

very funny

Answer 8

.......and this:

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war doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.




Hope you like it.

Answer 9

who is murphy???