There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use....

Question

11. "What the f**k do you mean we're sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the f**k was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those f**king Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any f**king idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f**king look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f**k did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f**k are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f**king showers, my ***!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f**k is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f**king mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Answer 1

u missed one:-
feew!!!!! at last it's over, making earth was a real fu**ing task.
---GOD, 4.5 billion years ago

Answer 2

i do no longer trust that there are any words that ought to correctly be considered unacceptable. even with the indisputable fact that, the way words are used, and the reason behind making use of them, must be unacceptable. The word you're speaking about does no longer offend my in itself, yet really that's how that's used as a form of abuse that offends me. In different words, that's completely positive for a gay human being to apply it, because they infrequently use it as abuse. at the same time as my little sister, who's immediately, each so often makes use of the information at the same time as chatting with me, i understand there is not any malice behind it and that i do not take offense. at the same time as a bigot makes use of it i discover the information offensive, yet no more advantageous so than some thing else they ought to assert.

Answer 3

Yes, very funny.

By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:

>How I was born<

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"

One more joke:

A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

Answer 4

LOL. Well, never thought about those happenings in quite that way! LOL

Good ones. Kudos to you.

Have a great new week!

Answer 5

thanx for the laugh and 2 points

Answer 6

I didn't F*** that woman, Bill Clinton.
What the f*** do I care, George Bush.
We need F***ing gun control, Abraham Lincoln.

Answer 7

Good One!

Answer 8

0. "what the f**k are they all mad about?"
-- Pope Benedict XVI, 2006





















No offence meant, just a joke.

Answer 9

That was funny man got to use that list lol.

Answer 10

12. "What the f**k are you talking about"
--jamari120501, 2006