if you can't guess my answer, you haven't yahooed enough
2006-09-24 04:40:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yahoo Answers,definately.The searching for Jesus is hell on the wallet, esp. with the ridiculous gas prices.
2006-09-24 04:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let's see:
- I can prove Yahoo Answers exists, whereas I can't prove Jesus ever existed.
- Yahoo Answers has given me answers to my questions, whereas Jesus has never given me an answer to anything.
- Yahoo Answers gives me tons of different opinions, whereas Jesus only gives me one opinion, through a 2000-year-old book, AND demands that I believe it on faith.
- I've never seen Yahoo Answers go offline for even a few minutes, while Jesus has been dead for 2000 years.
Yep, I'll definitely have to take Yahoo Answers.
2006-09-24 11:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I didn't believe in Jesus even before I was on Yahoo Answers, so I guess you have my answer.
2006-09-24 11:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yahoo answers
2006-09-24 11:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo Answers is funner
2006-09-24 11:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo Answers... definitely!!! LOL
2006-09-24 11:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YA because them bashing Jim in the name of Jesus is lot more funny than seeing jesus
2006-09-24 11:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think too much, so I would have to say Yahoo!Answers.
2006-09-24 11:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know my beliefs, but regardless of that, I would die without Yahoo! Answers.
2006-09-24 11:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus of course.
Thx 4 reminding me .... I'm late ... I'm late ... For a very important date, no time to sit and talk, I'm late - I'm late - I'm late!!!
Ah, I went to mass last night, I'm late 4 the St. Cecila singing group ... we're going to sing to old ppl who have alzeimers ... so if w'r off key, well, they won't remember ... giggle.
PS: Sitting in front of the computer all day without showering will make you fat and smelly (giggle - I've been guilty of this - giggle).
2006-09-24 11:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋