And when they nail my pimpled *** to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name haysus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God dam nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God....
2006-09-24 04:33:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You made that up....It's kinda scaring me.
2006-09-24 08:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rap is getting crapier everyday on it's own, If you start throwing religion in there too it's gonna over crapify the whole thing.
2006-09-24 11:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this already isn't your profession, you should stick to your day job. Not only are your lyrics blasphemous but I have no idea why you would think they would be considered lyrics for ANY religious hip hop group.
2006-09-24 11:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that that is more satanic than religious.
# Luke 23:34
Then Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do.” And they divided His garments and cast lots.
2006-09-24 11:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same as before....lame.
2006-09-24 19:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad news and distasteful in my opinion
2006-09-24 11:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..thats aweful
2006-09-24 11:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by nicole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and i am the sicko?? lol
2006-09-24 15:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by trxr4kdz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋