anyone knows some good jokes???

Answer 1

I hope these sites give you hours of fun in reading some of the funniest jokes around.

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml

http://www.ahajokes.com/

http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html

http://xtraedition.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1885192.cms

http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/index.html

http://www.thefunnypages.com/

http://www.johndclare.net/Russ12_Jokes.htm

http://www.landbigfish.com/jokes/default.cfm

Answer 2

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."


The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

Answer 3

A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not."

Answer 4

White man Black man & Chinese man along with a Millionaire. Millionaire has a watch, says I'm going to drop this watch off the 13th floor and who ever can catch it I'll trade them my 1 million dollar watch for their watch. Chinese man went first. Watch dropped, Chinese man took off, didn't even make it to the door before da watch crashed into da ground. White man went next. Watch dropped, he took off but got down just in time 2 see da watch shatter in his face. Black man went next. Watch dropped, he scrolled on out the room pants sagging, stopped to tie his shoes, went down 2 da kitchen & ordered a peanut butter & Banana sandwich & cool-Aid, walked out side just in time for the watch to land in his hand. Millionaire was in dis belief. He asked da Black man " how'd you do that"? Da Black man said " Oh yeah, my watch is slow"!

Answer 5

A man goes in for his physical wearing seran wrap and the doctor says, "Well I can see your nuts."

Answer 6

If two gay guys were having sex in a burning house who would get out faster?

The one on bottom because his **** is already packed.

Answer 7

Why cant you hear rabbits doing it?

because they have cotton balls.