My younger boy was once watching my wife getting dressed and said 'Mummy, how come your knickers are so small when your bum is so big'. I just felt it deserved a wider audience.
Beat that!
2006-09-24 03:56:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My 2 year old son asked for a drink, but trying to learn him to use his manners I asked him what the magic word was and he replied.................
"Abracadabra"
He couldn't understand why we laughed so much.
2006-09-24 05:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if i can beat that (by the way i would kill my hubby) but...I live in the city and this summer my children and I went to my hometown out of state to visit some friends and family. The town I grew up in is quite small, and when we got to my uncle's house he was mowing the grass and my son looked at my dad and asked what grass was for! We all still laugh at it although it's kind of sad. Also, we were at a friends house and he asked for a drink of water, being told to help himself, he asked where the filter was. I thought my small town friends were going to die!
2006-09-24 04:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by soon_2_B_3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well when I was pregnant with my second boy my first one asked where I got him from.Not wanting to lie I told my 3 year old that daddy put the baby in my tummy. He looks at me for a sec and says " well ya mummy but where did daddy get him, did he buy him at the store or something?" the same boy got ot trouble for picking his nose at school, when I asked him why he did that he said " my brain was itchy"
2006-09-24 04:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by blue_eyed_brat78 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am 39 wks pregnant and I have a seven yr old son. A few months ago (I think I was 6mnths prg at the time) my son and I were looking at pictures of the baby in the womb. I said to him, "This is what your sister looked like at 1 mnth." Flip the page and then do two months etc. When we got to where I was in the pregnancy he flips the page and yells, "How do they know what she will look like next month?"
It was cute
2006-09-24 07:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by kyisha17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I can beat that, but my 4-year-old niece was talking about camping, and I asked her about bears.
She said, "Bears are undiscussion." And refused to talk to me for a few minutes.
That, and she's been watching Mary Poppins a lot and she's invented a game where she says "suprecalagragalisticexpiala - punch!" and then socks someone in the arm.
2006-09-24 04:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by answersBeta2.1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day i was getting ready and fancied putting some make up on my 3 yr old daughter asked were i was going and i replied "no were sweetheart" she then suddenly ran out the room and started to dress her self saying we are going to nobodies and im coming with you i just couldn't stop laugthing over this it was so cute and funny
2006-09-24 07:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by vicky s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am single mum to a very inquizative 6 yr old girl.....I was getting dressed and walked from the bath room to my bedroom and my lil girl shouted, as i walked past her bedroom,
' mum your knickers are up your bum again!'
As you can imagine i couldnt move for laughing......i was wearing a thong.....and no its not a very nice sight!!!!
2006-09-25 01:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by EMA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kid was watching a skimpily clad nightclub singer once at a 5-star hotel lounge. Kid must have been abt 3 then. She was dancing and swaying to the music - so the singer invited her to say something. To my horror, when the singer handed her the microphone, my kid said " Mummy, is this lady naked?"
2006-09-24 04:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My son was almost 3 when his grandparents went to Bar Harbor, Maine for a vacation. He was upset because they went on a plane without him. When they returned he was mad at them and I expained why. My mother in law said maybe next time you could go with us. So the next week at daycare he tells his teacher that his grandparents were going to take him Bar Hopping!! I started to laugh I said no no no... Bar Harbor.
2006-09-24 05:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by loopy lizzy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While camping this summer, my 4 year old son tipped while getting out of the camper and promptly exclaimed that this was his "Worst day ever!". A few minutes later my wife gave him a plate of pancakes and he then smiled and said this was "His best day ever!'
2006-09-24 04:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by shawn s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is soo funny!!! When my 7 year old was about 5, she said to me "mom hurry up and get dressed cuz daddy is coming home and you would not want him to see you undressed, that is private!" LOL! got such a kick out of it!
2006-09-24 04:01:45 · answer #11 · answered by Jm 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋