THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS INVITED OUT WITH THE GIRLS. I TOLD MY HUSBAND I WOULD BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT. WELL HOURS PASSED AND THE VODKA AND COKE'S SLIPPED DOWN EASY. AROUND 3AM I HEADED BACK HOME. JUST AS I GOT IN THE DOOR THE CUCKOO CLOCK IN THE HALLWAY CUCKOOED 3 TIMES. QUICKLY REALISING MY HUSBAND WOULD WAKE UP I CUCKOOED ANOTHER 9 TIMES. THAT WAY HE WOULD THINK IT WAS 12 OCLOCK.
THE NEXT MORNING MU HUSBAND ASKED ME WHAT TIME I GOT IN, MIDNIGHT I SAID
HE DIDN'T SEEM PIS.S.ED OFF AT ALL/ PHEW GOT AWAY WITH THAT ONE
THEN HE SAID
WE NEED A NEW CUCKOO CLOCK
WHY'S THAT
WELL LAST NIGHT OUR CLOCK CUCKOOED 3 TIMES THEN SAID SH.I.T
CUCKOOED 4 MORE TIMES THEN CLEARED ITS THROAT
CUCKOOED ANOTHER 3 TIMES AND GIGGLED
CUCKOOED TWICE MORE AND TRIPPED OVER THE COFFEE TABLE AND FARTED.........
2006-09-24 03:52:31 · 25 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha imagine if that actually happened ah ha thats brilliant
2006-09-24 03:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by misssherlock06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha love it! Here's a clean 1 :
An Englishman, scotsman & Irishman go for a job interview. In it, they are all asked the same question-
What do you think is the greatest invention & why
Englishman: The telephone, because it allows us to speak to anyone anywhere in the world.
Scotsman: The aeroplane, because it can carry hundreds of people.
Irishman: The thermos flask. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. But how does it know?
2006-09-24 12:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Twisty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 11:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt find it funny til the end. The word "farted" gets me everytime. Well, that and "jobby".
My humour evidently still needs to mature
2006-09-24 10:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by theblaney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eu não entendi nada do que vc disse, mas tudo bem!
Tchau=bye!
2006-09-24 10:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO yeah that 1 is funny made me chuckle
2006-09-24 10:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i had a chuckle at that one lol very good
2006-09-24 12:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by ball_cathie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke or an actual experience by you???
have you changed your cuckoo clock???
hehehe...cuckoo....cuckoo..cuckoo!!!
2006-09-24 11:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that b4 but it still makes me laugh hehe x
2006-09-24 12:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa haaaa
Thats a joke...keep it up
2006-09-24 10:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋