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A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a broken match, a dirty fingernail, and of course millions of squirming, pulsing bacteria. Also: the pancake now smells like bellybutton, so you puke. But your stomach is empty so you dry heave, and now the pancake is covered in your early morning bile. Anyway, you're so hungry so you eat the pancake.
Man, that is totally gross.

2006-09-24 03:31:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

wow..............THATS GROSS!!!!!!!! um did u eat that pankake? lol! j/k

2006-09-24 03:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Couldn't you have just made another pancake?

2006-09-24 10:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

i'll use the image of what you wrote as part of my weight-loss program.....anytime i'm hungry i'll just conjure up "pancake on the floor".......thanx!!!

2006-09-24 10:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by panamm 6 · 0 0

How do you know what a belly bottom smells like, is what I would like to know?

2006-09-24 10:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by Steve B 3 · 0 0

EWWWWwww! so grosss! I would just raid the fridge...

2006-09-24 11:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

omg, if you made that up your gross

2006-09-24 10:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan 2 · 1 0

i'll starve thank you

2006-09-24 10:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by PUDDIN 3 · 1 0

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW, no way.

2006-09-24 10:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0 0

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