cat in the water hen in the freezer and a donkey in the sun what do u get wet pu**y a cold co*K and a hot a**
2006-09-24 03:30:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
or what.
2006-09-24 03:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 11:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm..its not that funny but if u tell it in a funny way then i am sure someone will show his teeth
2006-09-24 10:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U naughty
2006-09-24 10:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's perverted
2006-09-24 13:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋