You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.
2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles.
3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don't water it down, because soggy cake is no good.
4: Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life.
5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph.
6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles.
7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth.
8: Ask them in what order God REALLY made the Earth.
9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible.
10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve.
2006-09-24 03:29:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i didnt write that just a joke
2006-09-24 13:01:00 · update #1
haaa haaaaa
For the first time i laughed ona joke
U r a magician
Whoa!damn funny
Cheers!
2006-09-24 03:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
at the same time as the above feedback won't be able to be considered to be humourless, your curious resourceful ability with reference to insulting the elderly supplies a frightfully undesirable effect of your inner theory procedures.
2016-11-23 18:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by mccrory 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be some young punk that thinks you'll never grow old well let me tell ya it will happen before ya no it and all the things you do to the elderly will happen to you remember what goes around comes around I'm a firm believer of this seen it happen many times
2006-09-24 03:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by harley w 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why in the WORLD do you want to insult the elderly? This is what's wrong with this country. No respect.
2006-09-24 03:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. But why insult the elderly?
2006-09-24 03:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
now i know why you didn't return my emails.you are to busy bashing the poor elderly.wow that's mean.what did your grand parents do to you as a child????
2006-09-24 06:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not old but I hope someone uses these jokes on you when you're old.
2006-09-24 03:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What. The. Hell. Why would you want to insult old people, you creep!?
2006-09-24 03:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by Santiago Z.M. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your turns coming soon.
2006-09-24 05:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Harry W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I LOVE NUMBER 6!
2006-09-24 13:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋