The 20 Disses!!!!!!!!<u can use these on dates lol>?

Question

Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!
They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.
Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting.
I promise not to make fun of your height. I would never stoop to that.
I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.
I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet!
I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than yours.
Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to death?
Your mouth's the perfect size... for your foot.
I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon.
Know what I like about your face? Me neither.
Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
You'll never use your mind. You can't lose what you never had.
You've made this date I won't forget... no matter how hard I try.
I know why they call this a "blind date." Because now that I've seen you, I wish I were blind.
You're like disposable diapers...always getting dumped.
''What are you doing Friday night?'' ''Trying to forget you just asked me that.''
"What's he got that I haven't?" "You want it alphabetically?"

Answer 1

Is your father a man of the cloth, or does he just fondle little boys as a hobby?

Is that a Pez dispenser in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

You've got the most amazing tongue. Will you come home with me? I seem to have misplaced my toilet brush.

Answer 2

There is a book on the shelves that is decades old called "1001 insults for all occasions." Most are quite clever because the insults are not so much derogatority as are they clever. Many of them written or spoken by famous authors or speakers.
Unfortunately your insults just seem to reflect bitterness, anger and judgement. (not clever, not funny).

Answer 3

I brought two paper bags. One for you and one for me incase yours falls off.

Answer 4

thanx for the laugh

Answer 5

you don't have the intelligence to insult someone baby.

Answer 6

I don't Get the Question...

Answer 7

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