Whats the most embarrasing thing you've done when drunk?

Question

mine was walking round town without any clothes on

Answer 1

The Most embarrasing thing - sorry could not limit it to just one !!!

However. a brief list of my more infamous.

1. Naked - two many times to count
2. Arrested - for urinating into a police van
3. Removed from Ascot racecourse for asking Jockeys to cast themselves in the Next Lord of the rings film. ( 2001 ! )
4. Set fire to a bar ( flaming Sambuca )
5. Lost my car
6. Found my car
7. Woke up in Scotland ( I Live in London ! )
8. Hallucinated - Absinthe !!!
9. Slept with Friends other half / sister / mother ! ( not all the same person )
10. Kicked in the balls by said Friends !

Answer 2

Absolutely Fabulous stole my stunt - falling out of a car onto the pavement. I had to pick the contents of my bag off the pavement. It's a good thing no-one saw what I did when I got (or should that be staggered) indoors, I got to my room and passed out before I got to the bed. I woke up a few hours later feeling freezing cold with the top half of my dress round my waist.

Not disgraceful enough? How about falling into a pot-hole, and falling over a railway line? Not even a real one, but a miniature one. Don't even ask about that one!

Answer 3

Whoa have been do I start up? Lived in a Small city in North West Western Australia. Very small all human beings is conscious all human beings form of element.... - Pole Danced and began stripping on a velocity connect up our significant street. - Went to a occasion at my acquaintances residing house (she's a vet nurse and lives interior the upstairs component to the Vet health center) and vomited over her balcony. interior the morning i observed I stripped the paint off the vets new vehicle and grew to become the fairly some paint a dwindled yellow shade. - placed an entire bottle of Dish washing liquid interior the city fountain. - Used RoundUp on the highschool backyard to jot down a lame *** comedian tale I heard... It become nonetheless there months later... there is in easy terms a number of many things that I unquestionably have performed on an identical time as I unquestionably have been under the impact of alcohol...

Answer 4

After ONLY a half can of beer, a 12 ounce screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and a few ounces of a seven-seven (seven-up and seagram's 7), I passed out, had to be revived by the other party animals in the snow, threw up all over, was driven home in a cab, threw up again, put my jammies on backwards, and felll off the toilet, and when my sister asked "what the hell was that" I said, "nothing". I worked on Saturdays, wich was the next morning, and tried to call in sick, and was told no, to come in, and said, well I'll need a couple extra hours to clean up as there is puke in my hair, and the supervisor said,"what the hell did you do, get drunk", but allowed it. At work, she let me sort of sit and plug in only when they were overloaded with calls. I was stupid, but only 17, and never mixed again.

Answer 5

There have been many, think I'll go with this one-

I went to a halloween party, in full cat make-up and costume. Lots of free drinks later the last thing I can vaguely remember of that night is falling off a stool.
The next morning I woke up on a friend's sofa feeling like death. When I managed to stagger to a mirror I was still covered in black and white grease paint (didn't look much like a cat anymore though!) so I started to wash it off. After scrubbing for ages and not getting anywhere it dawned on me that I was trying to wash off two black eyes and a bid scab on the end of my nose!

Then my friend came downstairs, ALSO sporting a black eye (only the one though!). He had to explain to me what had happened.....

After I'd fallen off the stool, I went to go to the toilet - but went in completely the wrong direction and instead dived headfirst down the stairs in the club, landing on my nose. It was politely suggested that my friend took me home, which he very kindly did - the walk that normally takes 5 minutes took over an hour, most of it because I was lying on the pavement slurring, "Leave me here, it's comfy!"
Then he tried to catch me one of the times I fell over and banged his eye on a wall in the process.

I still have photos of me with two bright purple eyes - it took about a month to fade!

Answer 6

The guys at the office Christmas party thought it was soo cute that a girl liked scotch - so I was toast within the hour. I found out on Monday that I had gyrated on stage while someone was singing karaoke (there were photos) In the end my boss had to drive me home (20 miles away) and I thanked him by puking inside his Jaguar. Good times! Wish I could remember them.

Answer 7

Fun stuff: puking all over my then-BF's bathroom at a party. I'd had spaghetti and this weird drink with OJ and blue Maui. Oh that was horrid. I desparately tried to clean it all up so nobody knew! While still wanting to hurl! Everyone who went in said there was a strange smell!

The baddest embarrassing thing? My drink-driving charge and my name was splattered all over a small town newspaper. I learned my lesson.

Answer 8

Staying at a high class hotel with my wife after a heavy booze session, I staggered out of bed looking for the loo door, I saw what I thought was a door handle on the wall and gave it a good tug! It was a towel rail, I managed to pull the rail and the wash bowl off the wall in frustration!
My wife jumped out of bed and led me to the main door of our room, I was naked! She said "That's the bathroom" and pushed me out into the main landing, she wouldn't let me back in, I had to stand there starkers and wait for the night porter to appear!
Apart from the embarrassment the bill for repairs was very steep! She thought it was all very amusing!!

Answer 9

ha well there is lots of them actually but one i remember is thinking it was a good idea to get the bikes out and go for a ride and then the obvious happened i crashed into a wall so we went to the hospital and then we thought it would be a laff to have a wheelchair race (very immature i know but u don't exactly think logical when u are drunk lol) anyhow as a result i had a broken foot and thumb!! worst thing was it was a trainee nurse who put the pot on my arm for my thumb and she did it wrong so when i went back because it hadn't healed properly they had to kind of re-break it and put another pot on for it to set right. (they probably did it on purpose to teach me a lesson) didn't work though!!! i go back to my childhood when i've had a drink and get very mischievous. tee hee xx

Answer 10

Throwing up all over my friend's beloved doc boots. I didn't remember a thing. It was only when I saw him the next day in white trainers, that I asked him why he wasn't wearing them. He had to practically carry me home 3 miles. I think I still owe him, and that was 15 years ago when I was at University.