A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.
He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
B-R-O-W-N
The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6- inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."
2006-09-24 01:26:11 · 24 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-24 01:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by russellhamuk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
You may have heard this one, I told it a month ago here.
This guy walked into a bar, sat down, ordered whiskey, and sat a brown bag on the bar.
There was the most beautiful piano music ever coming out of the bag.
The patron next to him, looked awed, and said, "Oh my! That is the most beautiful piano music that I have ever heard".
The guy with the bag told him, "look in the bag".
He looked, and saw a little guy, playing a little Baby Grand piano.
"that is amazing, he said".
The guy said, "it is a magic bag, you get one wish and must keep it until you pass the bag to someone else, Would you like the bag now"? "Oh yes, replied the patron."
The guy passed the bag to the patron, who immediately yelled out, "I want a million bucks"! As fast as you could blink The bag started Quacking, and started overflowing with ducks.
There were little ducks, big ducks, ducks of every color, wet ducks dry ducks, and every kind of duck you could name.
they were pooping all over the bar, shedding feathers as they went. Dismayed the patron looked at the guy and said,"What is going on here, I requested a million bucks, not a million ducks"!
The guy looked at him, seeming relieved to be rid of the bag, and said, "when I got the bag, I only looked at the small print under it that said, this bag has a flaw, after I wished, I did not ask for a twelve inch pianist, I asked for a twelve inch penis".
2006-09-24 02:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle giggle!
Check this Nehe!
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around
2006-09-24 02:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 04:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
went on a fishing trip to scotland, me and a few mates...lads weekend...got there about 8.30pm and in the hotel had a few jars...then decided to go night fishing at the local burn..even though we were a bit tipsy.
Got to the bridge over the river, got our fishing gear out and sat for hours boozing and fishing ...not a single bite.....but every time l cast l kept hearing a tinkling sound.. called it a night and went back to the hotel really plastered by then.
Just to see why we had done so badly, we walked back the following day to the so called river only to discover we had been fishing off a bridge over another road......instead of the river we don't talk about it much...can't think why
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2006-09-24 01:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, realy? Thats very intresting!
2006-09-24 01:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha an Irish man who can spell ha ha ha
ROFL that's so funny choke choke oh the irony of it my side really hurts from laughing so hard
2006-09-24 19:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no business like show business. Nice one
2006-09-24 01:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by kytho 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny, many user did not understood the humor part
2006-09-24 02:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-24 21:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya
2006-09-24 02:01:29 · answer #11 · answered by Preety Damsel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋