this one for you Ellie hope it mkes you laught... bound to get a lot of answers celling me names though...
2006-09-24 01:01:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The same way you nail a flower to the bed
2006-09-24 01:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by PETE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Play the Carpenter game. Get hammered then nail her
2006-09-24 15:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by canadianchik 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order nail a woman to the floor you must have the proper tools...IS YOUR HAMMER BIG ENOUGH to get the job done?
2006-09-24 01:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by GrnApl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Take a full size picture of woman you want to nail down.
2. Lay it on floor
3. Nail it !!!
2006-09-24 01:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try getting your splinter in an up right position.
softwood is no good for nailing anything
2006-09-24 04:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by kevin d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is so funny that the majority of answers in singles and dating relate to **** size and tit size. It is so lusty and you can tell most of the people answering are horny and need to get serviced, and soon.
2006-09-24 01:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I find it better nailing them to the wall , you can hang things from them then !
lol
2006-09-24 01:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Bill L 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends how big the woman is.
(lol)
Then estimate from there.
2006-09-24 01:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't know about nail to the floor why not just stab her with your mutton dagger... or pork sword?
2006-09-24 01:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do I get the feeling Barry you *ss is grass and a convoy of lawnmowers are heading your way ?
2006-09-24 01:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋