any good joke about santa-banta?

Answer 1

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardar Jee were sent to the outer space by NASA for a space mission.
The ground control issues commands.
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything."


Surjit Singh saw that his friend Pambeer Singh was very depressed.
"What happened?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday." replied Pambeer.
"How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between Pakistan and India was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!"


Sardarji calls British Airways.
"How long does it take to fly to London?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

Sardarji is in Faisalabad. He is walking on the Ghanta Ghar Chowk which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock."Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."


Gurbachan Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!"

Answer 2

oh god! Love those jokes!!!