And were there any witnesses?
2006-09-23 23:31:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I stole the old lady's handbag but she didn't let go. She was too strong and I got caught.
2006-09-23 23:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Avatar13 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I was walking down the street and saw a little kitten, and I just went berserk and kicked his little behind. He went home to his mommy, the little crybaby, and then the mommy cat came looking for me. I was lucky I did not have any witnesses. But, when the mommy cat got a hold of me, she jumped right on top of my head, and I now do not have any hair. The neighbors saw it, and laughed themselves silly. I bought a wig, though, it is ok, but it kind of looks like Clay Aiken, so I really do not like it, since I am a girl. . . . Oh, heck, I just made this all up.
2006-09-24 06:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. I took my revenge on this 2 faced sl*t, and smashed her window in. No witnesses. Would have much rather smashed her face, but she had a big motherfu*ker protecting her at the time.
2. Assaulted my ex. He deserved it. No witnesses.
3. Many illegalities, never caught...
2006-09-24 06:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not to bad but once i was in a busstop with a blind guy and really needed to pass wind so i thought he won,t know it was me and let rip well it was one of the loudest farts ever but i thought it,s ok he won,t know it,s me until i heard giggleing behind me unawares as i was deciding what to do another man had turned up i was so embarresed a young girl doing such a thing
2006-09-24 06:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry the witness protection program doesn't allow me to discuss the terms
2006-09-24 13:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by evilprincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exploded a can of condensed milk trying to make caramel. No witnesses, evidence everywhere. All over the ceiling and walls and very burningly all over my face and arms.
2006-09-24 06:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There aren't any witnesses - at least not living ones...
;)
2006-09-24 06:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Paul H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there are no witnesses, I didn't do anything.
2006-09-24 06:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nena 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
got my neck busted in a wreck
2006-09-24 06:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by gordonfan24482003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, yesterday I watch TV,
Played with my grandkids! ate, and ate some more!!
What have you DONE???
2006-09-24 06:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by alfonso 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋