2006-09-23 23:19:36 · 14 answers · asked by vijil v 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at a photographer...:)
2006-09-23 23:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!!
2006-09-24 06:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Teh halia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like the horse that went into the psychiatrists' office. The doc asked, "hey, why the long face?"
2006-09-24 06:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read joke books in private loneliness
2006-09-24 07:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by First♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn your frown upside down. :D
But never smile at a crocodile, hehe.
2006-09-24 06:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you folks watch TV? Barney is Betty's husband. WIlma has Fred. :)
2006-09-24 08:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Akasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen to good joke, or see little birds. they will help u smile...
2006-09-24 09:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
push the ends of your mouth up for an hour......it's like free plastic surgery but it's temporary
2006-09-24 10:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
visit www.bored.com n im sure ull smile :)
2006-09-24 07:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by streching your lips(surely without your fingers)
2006-09-24 07:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put some vaseline on your teeth, it works for supermodels
2006-09-24 06:37:48 · answer #11 · answered by Lady_Lavinia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋