Q. What is the lightest element in the Universe?
A: Oxygen? Hydrogen? How about the Penis. After all, a thought is sufficient to raise it!
2006-09-23 23:05:54 · 27 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 10/10
Advise for some people: If you want to enjoy a joke stop thinking in the normal way, so you can enjoy it. Duh we know penis isn't an element. Besides, may be you're wrong after all, because the penis is the 2ND most important element to keep humanity growing and far away from extinction, the 1st. one is the vagina.
2006-09-23 23:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
7
2006-09-24 07:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by p.g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-09-24 06:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a 5.
I might be too literal for jokes as a penis is not an element.
2006-09-24 06:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 *8* 9 10
^ OK?
But, for those few ones, for whom even the nude body cannot rise it, what is your answer?
2006-09-24 07:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 0.5
The penis ain't an element, that's a big problem with your joke. Nobody's gonna laugh at something that makes no sense.
2006-09-24 06:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are right 10*
2006-09-24 06:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a thought is more than it takes to raise the other 2
2006-09-24 06:15:30 · answer #8 · answered by jesse james 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...a 3, maybe.
Just 'cause the penis is not an element, so the one hearing the 'question' has no chance of guessing it correctly.
2006-09-24 06:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by LUCIFER 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A 10! That was hilarious,even though I had to read it twice to get it. LOL
2006-09-24 09:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by srsa46 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋