On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
2006-09-23 23:01:51 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Definite Goooood one Pd!!!
2006-09-24 02:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guffaws!!!! on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, 12. Peace.
2006-09-23 23:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the newly married couple on honeymoon. She lies on the bed naked, awaiting his entrance, He comes in naked and says 'Look at me honey. Six feet of pure dynamite.' She hurriedly starts to dress. 'What are you doing?' He asks. 'Getting away.' She replies, 'Just look how short the fuse is!'
2006-09-24 02:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woooo!! LOL. LOL. At least, they have photography in common! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-25 10:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rating..... a 5 I guess!
2006-09-23 23:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by LUCIFER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took a little while to get where it was going, but funny..... :)
2006-09-23 23:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Sideshow Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
he didnt know that was coming lmao
2006-09-23 23:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah.......naughty (Pd) will always be naughty....
......ohohohoho...very funny.........thanks for a good joke of the day...
2006-09-24 01:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what he needs is Viagra
2006-09-23 23:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA
2006-09-24 07:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋