Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a WHAT?
What do you think should come along here? funniest gets 10.
2006-09-23 22:58:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a nerd,
who is actually a pervert,
but Miss Muffet dated him anyway.
2006-09-24 04:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a copper
Who said 'I've got a whopper'
So she played with that instead all day.
2006-09-24 09:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Miss muffet sat on her tuffet....
eating her curds and whey,
along came a jerk,
who expected her to flirt.......
frightening Miss muffet away....
2006-09-24 10:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came another tuffet who said your squashing my wife. Give me your knife and stabbed her to give his wife back her life.
Yep tired, hehe. :)
2006-09-24 06:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Along came a lion hunting for his prey
And he ate miss muffet and happily went away.
I deserve your 10 points, dont I???
2006-09-24 07:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by cooldude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the new tickle me elmo and now he's grown up and knows where the best tickling spots are
2006-09-24 06:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by grams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morgysdad,,,,,,thanks for a new word "whey"....but, what does it mean?
2006-09-24 08:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋