You know you on a dessert island with Peter Popoff, Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn, Earnest Angely ( and his toupee) & Jerry Falwell. There are no earplugs or alcohol to be found.
The tiger sharks are hungry but your pain would be over sooner.
What do you choose?
2006-09-23 22:58:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You guys are killing me. You have some of my coworkers rolling on the floor too.
2006-09-23 23:05:28 · update #1
Definitely the island. Constantly bombarding those poor televangelists with my own brand of guerrilla Atheism would be way too much fun. I would almost feel sorry for them.
2006-09-23 23:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hello!! :o) I'd choose being on an island. But I would try to 'hang' with Earnest Angley. I think he's quite genuine. That other televangelists have questionable characters. [To say the least] That said... there isn't any reason for you to fear televangelists. They are just men - after all. Have a great day. Craig!! :o)
2006-09-24 07:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take the island but remember where the sharks are and feed the televangelists to the sharks. Ah peace at last!
How many televangelists does it take to feed a shark? I dont know but will keep on going till I find out!
2006-09-24 06:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by auburn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Island, I'd dress up like Moses, convince the Televangelists that I parted the waters and that there is a nearby island full of wealthy, naive television addicts, and watch them walk out to sea to become shark food.
2006-09-24 09:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by Randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would throw the televangelist to the sharks. When the sharks died from the poison that comes out of televangelist, and washed up on the beach. I would be able to eatin peace, without saying grace.
2006-09-24 06:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd pick the televangelists. I could use a palm frond or something to puncture the eardrum in my good ear. If I can't do that, I could at least give them all my money so they shut up. It's not like it'd be doing me any good.
2006-09-24 06:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that i would choose to live on the island with the televangalists and when they were asleep I would feed them to the tiger sharks and I would be all set.
2006-09-24 06:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I want Jerry Falwell, a deserted island and an outhouse like he used for his mother.
2006-09-24 06:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's like saying, would you choose alzheimer's over cancer.
At least if I was shark attacked, I would still have full use of my brain.
2006-09-24 06:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i will go with the sharks in the sea better than the shark on land
2006-09-24 06:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋