>>> Lost lots of lists.
2006-09-23 22:44:42 · 21 answers · asked by O.o 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah
2006-09-23 22:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 04:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I teach preschool and read green eggs and ham at least once a day so that's not so difficult in comparison. It's a good book. I hate to ruin the ending but it turns out he DOES like green eggs and ham. Who'd have thunk it?
2006-09-23 23:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 2 grader could do that
2006-09-23 22:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by COOL-DAWG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i said lots lost of lits..but worked out kind of second time round lol
2006-09-23 22:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-09-25 10:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try sayin toy boat 3 times fast.....ivana has mastered it *pulls arm to side and says yes!*
2006-09-23 22:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but it makes me nervous saying it
2006-09-23 23:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by kiki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup!, "Lostlotsoflists!" See?
2006-09-23 22:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-24 00:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by english_improve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sink I hoot mah tung!!! lmao! Hadn't seen that one before!
2006-09-23 22:49:06 · answer #11 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋